Ebay fixie now with bonus animals

Take a look at this advert on ebay. What stands out about this isn’t so much the chrome finish, the Soma hubs or the “I took this late at night with my phone” blurriness of the photos. Not even the EXCESSIVE USE OF CAPITALS. It is of course the judicious and tasteful of animals.

Nothing sells a fixie faster than a small furry cat. Of course, you also get two free parrots thrown in for the same money:

If this bike doesn’t sell for about $1,000 then I know nothing about advertising.

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