{"id":120,"date":"2013-09-26T09:24:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-26T09:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ssgc.co\/2013\/09\/fucking-segways\/"},"modified":"2013-09-26T09:24:00","modified_gmt":"2013-09-26T09:24:00","slug":"fucking-segways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/singlespeedgoldcoast.com\/2013\/09\/26\/fucking-segways\/","title":{"rendered":"Fucking Segways"},"content":{"rendered":"
Segways have long been the transport alternative for those who want to stand up during transit. Too many seats on your peak hour train? Get a Segway. Mobility scooter too comfortable? Get a segway.<\/p>\n
Apart from the guy at the cricket who rides around on a segway filming the action, and occasionally crashing into it, I can’t see any reason for them. Besides being slow, cumbersome and expensive, they’re also really wide. They take up a lot of bike track.<\/p>\n