{"id":124,"date":"2013-09-18T21:52:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-18T21:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ssgc.co\/2013\/09\/saving-my-ass-with-ass-savers\/"},"modified":"2013-09-18T21:52:00","modified_gmt":"2013-09-18T21:52:00","slug":"saving-my-ass-with-ass-savers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/singlespeedgoldcoast.com\/2013\/09\/18\/saving-my-ass-with-ass-savers\/","title":{"rendered":"Saving My Ass With Ass Savers"},"content":{"rendered":"
Of course you can’t. I’m just being a smart ass. I can afford to be though because my ass is so dry. Here, take a look at the one on this bike.<\/p>\n