\nIt kinda is if you lie about it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n It all started with a skateboard. Kendrick is like one of those guys in ancient seafaring days who could not resist the allure of the sirens. “Skate me, skate me,” the skateboard kept repeating. And like a middle class, over trained, extraordinarily healthy zombie he stumbled toward the skateboard, put one foot on and pushed…<\/p>\n Sadly for Kendrick, this was all part of the skateboards plan, and Kendrick soon found himself on the ground hurt and confused, his elbow broken and his plans for World Pool Dominance in ruins. So rather than tell everyone what he’d done Kendrick did what any other self-respecting moron would do, he made up an elaborate story.<\/p>\n It’s a great story and has served its purpose well. You see, Kendrick felt like a bit of a dolt admitting that he fell off a skateboard, so he disguised it so beautifully with the hit-and-run story. I love it when a plan comes together…and then falls apart so spectacularly.<\/p>\n What is it with Olympic athletes? When they’re not selling drugs to maintain a habit or killing their newborn children they’re concocting wild stories to keep police busy. That’s why the fixie boom is so great, because it’s all about posing around on a bike without trying to prove you’re the best…or it would be if it wasn’t so fucking gay<\/a>. <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"We all love it when a circus comes to town and right now the Gold Coast has three and the national media one brand new one. Two of our local circuses are your traditional big tops (one with animals and one without) but the one I’m interested in is Circus Oz. Circus Oz Circus Oz […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single.php","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,44,49],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n Circus Oz - SSGC<\/title>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n |