Magpies are the best and bravest of Australians. Prepared to swoop a beast 100 times their size in order to protect their nest. Half the...
Category: rant
We Love Bikes. And We’re All Insane
If there's one thing corona has proven, we all love bikes. That, and locking people inside by themselves isn't healthy. Half came out believing corona...
Fuck Science. Roll Dice Instead.
Science hey, who needs it? I mean, us obviously. But now its seen us through the scourge it’s time to kick it to the fucking...
What An Amazing Time For Cycling
The COVID lockdown has sporned an unprecedented surge in bike sales. If you talk to people in bike stores you'll find that they're barely able...
It’s Called Science
I've just heard of this new thing called Science. And apparently it's been predicting a pandemic for years. According to them a pandemic has been...
It’s Not A Left Wing Conspiracy. It’s A Fire.
To my friends, family and other assorted lunatics. The fires engulfing much of Australia aren't a fucking conspiracy. Okay? WHO THE FUCK ARE GREENIES? When...