Futility

I sometimes wonder about the futility of cycling. Why spend so much time and energy on something of no value and almost no purpose? Not commuting....

Our sincerest apology

Can one of you dickheads please apologise to Barry. He was nearly run over by a cyclist today. Any cyclist will do. We all know...

Bike Safety Gets A Bad Rap

There are few things worse than bad rap. I should know, I posted one on my Facebook page for Ride2Work day. Combine bad rap with...

Biketards Need Representation Too

In my recent article about the those cartard morons who now live off the public purse I proposed that cyclists should have their own morons in...

In Praise of Complexity

I was thinking about what it takes to be good at cycling. Not the turning pedals bit. That takes training and dedication, stuff I'm not...